Hi all!
After a very long hiatus, we are back, and it is most definitely pageant season. How can you tell? Well, let me illustrate it for you…

So that’s how you’ll know… good luck to you.
Anyway, this is a good time to be helpful. Here’s a subtle hint: THE SIMPLE THINGS!!!! You don’t need to be immensely adept and knowledgeable in all the facets of relationships and pageantry to make life a little easier. This is going to be prime time to start getting in the habit of doing certain things that just sort of make sense given the circumstances. Here’s a list of ways to make things easier… for everyone (believe me):
Cook Dinner:
Okay, this is a simple one. Partly because its fun for both sides! It’s fun for you because we are entering perfect grill season, and we all know how much fun playing with chunks of raw meat, fire, lighter-fluid, and metal tongs is. It’s fun for her because she doesn’t have to worry about food! You’ve got it covered. Now, keep in mind, after the 5th day of hamburgers / grilled cheese you’re probably going to want to switch it up or else you might be the next hunk of raw meat on that grill.
Laundry:
Now, I don’t know about you guys, but I learned how to do laundry when I was 10. ITS NOT THAT HARD! Just…do it. If you don’t know how, make it a fun outing, because it’ll show how much you care / are willing to help. That, and I’ve discovered very few girls can resist the sent of freshly laundered clothing. NOTE: If you’re a fan of your own safety, make sure to ask her EXACTLY how she wants certain clothing items to be washed, if you don’t things could get disastrous.
Clean:
You know how, you just don’t want to, and no, shoving stuff under the couch doesn’t count. Just suck it up and do it (unless of course you have a relatively OCD / neurotic girlfriend, in which case, ask before moving ANYTHING)
Flowers:
It’s cliche, but true. Girls like flowers. Find her favorites and surprise her with them.
BE PRODUCTIVE:
This one might surprise you. When she’s been working really hard, and dealing with tons of stress and just trying to juggle everything at once, and you’ve been sitting at your desk playing Halo / watching Hulu… she’s gonna kill you. Get up and do something; for some reason, it makes her feel better about all of her work.
So there you have it, 5 simple ways to make life better during these trying times. It’s up to you whether to follow these guidlines or not, but if you weren’t looking for help, you probably wouldn’t be on this site. ;) Have fun
In other news:
I’m working on merchandise! It’ll be cool! ….that’s about as far as I’ve gotten.




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